Friday 1 February 2013

Ode to a Derpy Kitty

Ode to a Derpy Kitty (A rap by a white girl who... can't rap....)
There is a derpy kitty on the back of my computer
I stare at it so much that I fear I need a tutor.
Its tongue is lolling out and its feet are in the air
With one eye closed like it just doesn’t care.
Don’t care about the situation in the government
To him it’s really nothing just a feline nonevent.
He don’t go to the protests
And he ain’t got no success.
He only takes a stand when you’re dealing with the pests.
Derpy Kitty is his name
And being derpy is his game.
I better stop rapping before I go insane…

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